California Nurds
I know a place
Where the tech is truly awesome
Smart network folks; all clustered
inside CA’s borders
Cablin’ guys and gals
Running fibers to the servers.
We’re all hard core geeks, we are
certified nerf herders.
You may think you are sad,
But nothing comes close
To the silicon coast
Santa Clara’s just mad, you can’t
help your nerd lust
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California nurds;
we are incredible!
Armed with Flukes,
we’re testing non stop.
Wi Fi smarts
so hot
we’ll melt your antenna
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California nurds,
we like telemetry;
But we don’t
like SNMP.
West Coast time is lame
so we use UTC
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
We love unicorns, shooting
rainbows from their rear ends.
We’re Software Defined, running
everything in Python.
–John Herbert, with sincere apologies to Katy Perry
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